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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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