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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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