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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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