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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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