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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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