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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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