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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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