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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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