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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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