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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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