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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Peanut eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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