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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Pepper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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