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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Champ eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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