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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Oscar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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