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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rocky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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