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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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