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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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