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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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