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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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