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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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