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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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