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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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