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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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