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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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