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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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