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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Hortense
had their beloved pet
rabbit 🐰
Snort
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻
a hyena 🐺
a hippo 🦛
a lynx 😺
a velociraptor 🦖
a turkey 🦃
a venomous snake 🐍
a crocodile 🐊
a rhinoceros 🦏
a pufferfish 🐡
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