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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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