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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bilbo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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