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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Misty eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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