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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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