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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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