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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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