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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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