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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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