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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Toby eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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