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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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