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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luna eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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