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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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