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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Charlie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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