Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.