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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Daenerys eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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