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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Akira eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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