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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰

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