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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet …

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canary 🦜 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍

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