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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠

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