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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Hortense
had their beloved pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
snake 🐍
rock ⚫️
pony 🐴
dog 🐕
gerbil 🐹
labrador 🐕
goldfish 🐠
poodle 🐩
mouse 🐁
pug 🐶
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