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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜

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