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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴

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