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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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