Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.