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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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