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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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