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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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