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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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