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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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