Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.