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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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