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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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