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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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