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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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