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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘
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