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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗
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