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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘
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